Takers anyone? Anyone? *A cricket starts chirping*

Do YOU want to be this year's ACD Club Pariah?

Are YOU bored with the typical, in-no-way-state-of-the-art-for-its-era Cord 810?

Are YOU desperate to relive the days when your Cord belched flames? (You know, before the restoration.)

Have YOU ever wanted to make Josh Malks shriek in horror whenever your car comes into sight?

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Thank God this is finally produced, I have been looking forever, even longer than a radio or compass, wonderful,

A. YES, The Autoloc Flame Thrower Kit should fit your Cord 810 perfectly. It works with all non-diesel single exhaust vehicles. With over 20 feet of flame, this kit is the highest quality flame thrower on the market. Make sure your car gets the best. Get Autoloc.

Q. How easy is installation?
A. It's obvious the Autoloc Team had the "weekend mechanic" in mind when they designed this flame thrower kit. With easy to follow instructions you can have your exhaust system shooting flames within an hour. The Autoloc Flame Thrower Kit makes for a great affect on any vehicle. With instructions available in-box, and online your Cord 810 will be throwing flames in no time.

Q. Is this kit street legal?
A. NO, This kit is intended for show and/or offroad use only.

Why am I doubtful that this product, at least for 810 Cords, even exists...

The ad says the hinge will fit any standard car door hinge. Cord's hinge is ANYTHING but standard! I wonder if they know that it's a piano type hinge.

Mark

Hmm, Lambo door Cords. Well, you could fit more of them in the garage! <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

Hello all!

I saw this while browsing eBay and thought it a real hoot - check it out!

cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CORD-810 ... 20.l1116#1

Wait - it gets better! The same seller is offering a flame thrower kit for a Cord 810. Finally - someone got my e-mails!

cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CORD-810 ... .m20.l1116